A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - COLD As Ever." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: "Here Lies My Husband - STIFF At Last."
P/s: and u guys were thinking of the kamasutra positions didnt u....when u guys read the title out there huh? tsk tsk tsk shame on u for those who did?
2006-09-17 05:35:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
You buy her something expensive and she doesn't report you to the authorities for violating your restraining order
2006-09-17 07:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mike Honcho 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone forgot to take their medication this morning....
2006-09-17 14:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't get fool...It''s still SEX in the end
2006-09-17 12:44:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋