My toilet is stopped up so I have been peeing on the stovetop like any rational adult would do.
I had a date with a Canadian woman 3 weeks ago....could this have something to do with it????
2006-09-15 15:46:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
I first must compiment you on your logical idea in such a tragic case; stopped up toilets would be a great cause of panic to lesser idiots. Thankfully, clever people such as yourself still exist.
I must agree that it would be the Canadian woman; it's too bad that you ate whatever it was that she cooked. You should find yourself a nice Russian lady. They cook much better although I may be biased in the Russians' favor anyways. I've eaten food in what is now the Russian Federation for nearly all of my life, and see how I turned out!
Now that I'm living in Canada, I only eat at trustworthy fine dining institutions such as McDonald's where one may be certain that the food is of a nice enough quality to not make your pee burn.
2006-09-15 16:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its more effective than likely a urinary tract an infection, in spite of the undeniable fact that in the experience that your physician examined your pee and it got here up adverse then it isn't a UTI. Which leads me to trust its whats referred to as a Gal Stone, in reality the unintended consequences of having on is burning once you pee and also you do not pee oftentimes in any respect. Ever watch eco-friendly mile? same difficulty. tell your physician this theory he might want to have some assessments to educate it.
2016-11-27 01:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by mcgray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you checked to see if your stove is turned off? That's probably why it is burning. Try peeing in the garden instead, it might offer the plants some nutrients.
I don't think the Canadian woman gave you anything, I think you have burnt your parts. Put some vaseline on it.
2006-09-15 15:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by The Pink Wiggle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you pee on this darn Mulberry tree stump thing in my yard that won't die, like it has some almighty Purpose Driven Life thing going on just because some starling crapped a seed out??
2006-09-16 09:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have V.D. or real bad sexual yeast infection,I would get to docter right away,The longer you wait,They worse you,ll Get!Good luck!Hollywood!P.s.Rational Poeple don,t piss on Stovetops!
2006-09-15 15:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by hollywood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a plunger - for the toilet, not your.. uh.. you know...
well, if the canadian woman had stds then ya - you have it now too.
or you have a UTI
is the stove on while you're peeing on it? maybe you're just burning your uh... you know...
so turn the stove off!
2006-09-15 15:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by HCC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peeing on the stove??? LMAO I have never heard of such a thing! You are out of your mind, get a life and get a plumber!
2006-09-15 15:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by **KELLEY** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The true questions are.... 1, isn't it past your bedtime? And 2...does your mommy know that you're posting stupid things on the question and answer board? I bet you'll be very sleepy during school tomorrow.
2006-09-15 15:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by the_mystical_runt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you need some mental help.Are you just trying to get attention? Is your question worth answering? and pleaseeeee get the toilet unstopped
2006-09-15 15:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by petloverlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. the cure is:
1. Buy a fish
2. Slather it in peanut butter
3. pee on that.
4. have sex with the fish while your pet goat watches (pet goat is a must in this step)
5. your cured. masturbate frequently for optimal results...
2006-09-15 15:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by nick n 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋