Apparently some aliens landed one night at Bush's ranch in Texas and wanted all the cattle he had, because live stock on their home planet had dwindled drastically due to disease. They gave in return the precise location of various oil deposits, and Bush who was with Dick Cheney and some other government officials, at the time, decided that it was best to keep the whole thing quite, and told the Secret Service to cover up any evidence that there had been aliens in the area.
Anyway the full storey is in my new book, " The dumb-a ss conspiracy theory" which will be available from most book stores from Friday 15th. Will you buy your copy soon?
2006-09-11 23:28:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Does it come with a free dumb -*** bookmark?
2006-09-11 23:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if it comes with an oil deposit and an alien foot print on the inside cover.
2006-09-12 06:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be referring to Cindy Sheehan who landed right next to the Bush ranch.
2006-09-12 06:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by Colorado 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like most Texas and New Mexioo ranchers, he likes those illegal aliens more than he lets on.
2006-09-12 06:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So did he give them the cattle?Because the war started, and I don't think it's going to end soon.
2006-09-12 06:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by Livia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn! I started my period, it MUST be Bush's fault. Thank goodness there are people out there with a little common sense. Thank you.
2006-09-12 06:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OH BOY!
Do you need a reality check
2006-09-12 06:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can't wait for the book's release!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL
2006-09-12 06:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by venshu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-09-12 06:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋