Now, we all know that the average REAL size is around 6", but for some wierd reason, guys almost always lie about the size of their unit on the net...so, I believe that the average INTERNET penis is right around 8". Oh, mine is 12" btw...I figure if I'm going to lie, I might as well make it a good one!
2006-09-11 23:19:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That's funny, penises really are larger on the net. :) Oh, and women are thinner.
2006-09-11 23:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by Kerry 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think you have already answered the question. I bet most of the people who post on these sites bragging about their junk, probably don't bring so much heat to bed. LOL. Let's just say the average internet penis is 9" Use a 3 inch rule. Whatever the joker who brags about his dick size subtract 3-4 inches and that is his real size. Unless he claims to be 12 inches. :)) Then subract 8 inches.
2006-09-11 23:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by davester1970 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The average size of the erect penis is between 5 and 7 inches. Judging by all the BS and bragging on the web, you'd think every guy was hung like this guy:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/IzhJm5kT.jpg
Don't believe everything you read on the web and don't believe everything you see either! Anybody ever hear of Photoshop???
2006-09-12 07:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by doctor feelgood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh the internet penis is probably half the size of a small yacht. perhaps a small raft or fishing platform. i believe the scientific term is dickamus ginornamus. when early in its years it is the size of a small quail and progresses over time.
2006-09-12 11:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, stop trying to pick guys up on the Net...you know your probation officer said you have to be good for the next 5 years or back to the pen you go....you can't measure strap ons, either. That doesn't count.
2006-09-12 02:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by shynomore 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
average internet penis is 8.5........but mind it some guyz really have big cocks(but it is due to consumption of medicines)
2006-09-11 23:21:40 · answer #6 · answered by broken_heart 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol mines only two inches and i only have one ball whats the big deal
2006-09-11 23:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by jac 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you must be the penis inspector, when you've handled them all, come see ME
2006-09-11 23:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by captcruzer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh this is a great one.
2006-09-13 03:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by gweneth lynn paltfeir 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got 14"---no, just joking
2006-09-11 23:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by want2wild 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋