Oh st joseph, whose protection is so great so strong so prompt before the throne of god, I place in you all my interests and desires.
oh st joseph do assist me by your powerfull intersession, and obtain for me from your divine son all spiritual blessings through jesus Christ our lord.so that having engaged here below your heavenly power I may offer my thanksgiving and homeage to the most loving of fathers.
Oh st joseph I never weary of contemplating you and jesus asleep in your arms.i dare not approach while he reposes. Near your heart press in him my name and kiss his fine head for me. Ask him to return the kiss when I draw my dying breath. St joseph patron of departing souls pray for me.
This prayer was founded in the 50th year of our lord and saviour jesus Christ in 1505. it was sent from the pope to emporer charles when he went onto battle. Who ever shall read this or hear about it or keep it about themselves shall never die a sudden death, be drowned nor shall poison take effect. Neither shall they fall into the hands of the enemy or be burned in any fire or be overpowered in battle.
2006-09-11 23:04:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh go away with your god bothering.
2006-09-11 23:05:42 · answer #1 · answered by Roxy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's truly miraculous. Just think, if enough copies were made, and issued to every person on the planet, then nobody would die!!
Alternatively, sell this to the armed forces. They spend billions a year trying to protect their soldiers from sudden-death, drowning, poisoning, capture, burning and enemy gunfire. If only you had issued these few paragraphs years ago, lives would have been saved.
You are a genius.
2006-09-11 23:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might sometimes, but usually it won't. You can always blamne this on some mistake you might have made. I remember 50 years ago now trying to go to communion for nine consecutive fridays as this guaranteed salvation but I never managed to do it.
2006-09-11 23:24:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the Titanic should have carried copies of this instead of too few lifeboats? Get a grip man.
2006-09-13 03:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by intelligent_observer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It says in the Bible that Jesus has all the power and authority and so you should be praying to him, not to a mere human being.
2006-09-11 23:09:05 · answer #5 · answered by Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again, it would be far better to just ask God for help than to go through a middle man... You never know if that middle man might forget to take your prayers to God for His approval.
2006-09-11 23:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by atreadia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brainwashed religous nutcase,away with your rantings you crazy person, I don`t believe in your pathetic holy carrots,(unless you can win me the lottery in the next nine days.)
2006-09-11 23:18:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repeat this every morning for 9 days:'I am a fuc*ing idiot',it won't do you any harm.
2006-09-15 08:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldn't it be shorter if you just ask, full of belief in your God's power, what you want. It actually says that in the Bible. marcu something ( my bible is in Romanian and i don't know how to right that name in English.
2006-09-12 11:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by monica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't pray to dead saints, they can't hear you. You are to ONLY pray to The One True God.
http://planttel.net/~meharris1/mikescorner.html
2006-09-11 23:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by green93lx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋