A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door, a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question the woman screamed at him and told him to leave.Later that evening, the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the following day just in case the man returned.Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew
how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"
"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
2006-09-11 21:03:58 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man you are so funny. I look forward to finding more jokes from you. If you can make someone laugh at 1.15am on tuesday morning that is a gift.
2006-09-11 21:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha.. good one.. keep 'em coming...
how bout this..
a man had a mistress. she had always liked his beard but one evening she decided that it would be nice if he changed his appearance. the man said no, he would not want to shave because his wife liked the beard very much. the mistress begged and pleaded. so he shaved. when he reached home, it was already past midnight and his wife was already asleep. he tiptoed into the darkened room and got into bed. his wife turned around, felt the smooth face next to hers and said, ' oh, john you shoudn't have come. my hsband will be home soon.'
2006-09-12 05:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-09-12 05:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by Shane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish the woman was the one holding the gun...she should have shoot tht husband of her dead.....thx Pd great one.
2006-09-12 04:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This must have shocked the wife and she kicked her husband.
2006-09-12 04:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by abdul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughter is the best medicine and let me share my personal joke with you.....i once told a priest ' father i have sinned as i just cannot thinking about women'.
the father says 'neither can i my son'.
2006-09-12 04:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by uknownotlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha .....Really funny....amusing.....I was thinking what if the gun was in woman hand...
His husband ...smashed ....like a melon....he he.
2006-09-12 05:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Crypt Raider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was hilarious
nice joke keep it up
2006-09-12 05:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by anna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one.
2006-09-12 04:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May this help you?
http://ravi123456.googlepages.com/index
2006-09-12 04:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋