Poor Guy...Worst Day?

Question

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it .The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry.

No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.

I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.

Answer 1

lol good one

Answer 2

Not bad. I was guessing something about a urine sample in the punch line

Answer 3

hahha a good one 4 thumbs up for u ;@

Answer 4

Yeah very bad day no worse day for both of them

Answer 5

That's a good one! Thanx for sharing.

Answer 6

This one is very funny, finally every thing was not in his favour.

Answer 7

good one ... i like it. The truck driver? Oh, hope he rest in peace :-(

Answer 8

I like it, but I wonder, is the end make it worst day, or lucky man????????

Answer 9

i've seen that before
but it always brings a good laugh
thanks

Answer 10

funny

Answer 11

funny