A farmer ordered a milking machine. He tried it in his pe**s and had a wonderful orgasm. But he can't remove it! He read the manual and fainted.... "Auto release after 10 liters"
2006-09-11 19:06:35 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL hahaha
that was hilarious. serves him right
^_^ thanks a lot for the laugh
2006-09-11 20:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
RTFM (Read the Furnished Manual).
...and Remember Kids: "Do Not Try This At Home."
2006-09-12 04:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-09-12 04:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya well, he behaved like a typical guy. Did not read the manual and is now repenting for he same.
2006-09-12 04:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by Vidya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww Shaniqua!
2006-09-13 16:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sally Pepsi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep. LOL.
Typical male; sticking things where they don't belong!! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-12 16:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it is a typical man, never reads the directions first.
2006-09-12 03:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha haa ahah ahahahhahaahahahahahahahahah!
heheheheheehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhe
2006-09-12 02:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by atha 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't need a manual, he needs a good porno magazine.
2006-09-12 02:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah well, typically didn't read thge instructions first. :D
2006-09-12 02:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-09-12 05:33:04 · answer #11 · answered by Kay Shoun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋