A man observed a blonde woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl riding in the child's seat. As they approached the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through. Don't be upset...it won't be long."
Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to ask for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said softly, "There, there, Monica, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased.
The mother patiently said, "Monica, we'll be through this checkout stand in five minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began.
The mother sighed and replied, "Oh, no. I'm Monica. My little girl's name is Tammy."
2006-09-11 19:00:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Tammy would be snuffling and hiccoughing, with a glowing bee-hind when I got her home.
Dusting a child's britches helps to clean up their behavior. LOL.
2006-09-12 10:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 19:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I find myself doing that alot when I have my 3 year old with me LOL
2006-09-14 06:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I had a kid like that i'd probably end up talking myself through the day aswell. it would be the only way I could last without snapping
2006-09-11 19:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-09-12 03:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this before but it's still as funny as ever! LOL
2006-09-11 20:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little Funny
2006-09-11 19:05:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so cute...and so real!...lol
I always look forward to reading your jokes.
Keep 'em coming
2006-09-11 20:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you falling me again Bagbalm?
2006-09-15 04:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by CluelessOne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't seen her nor do I want to.
2006-09-11 19:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by treasureisland85 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋