virgin's nightmare?

Question

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Answer 1

That's cute. Reminded me of another condom joke: A young fellow was purchasing condoms in a small town drug store near closing time on a Saturday evening. The Pharmacist explained the different quantities in each package, one, two or three dozen. He recommended the 3 dozen package as being the most economical, pointing out it cost less than twice the one dozen pack. The young man thanked him for his time and advice, bought the 3 dozen package and left the store. Arriving home, he discovered the bag the Pharmacist had given him contained a package of only two dozen condoms, not three that he had paid for. He went straight back to the Pharmacy but found it closed. A sign in the window informed him the store was closed Sunday and would next be opened at 10:00 AM on Monday. When the Pharmacist opened his store on Monday morning the young fellow was first through the door, angry and accusing the Pharmacist of cheating him. The Pharmacist apologized profusely, claiming an honest mistake, and gave him the extra dozen. As the young man stormed out the door in a huff, the Pharmacist called out "I hope I didn't spoil your weekend."

Answer 2

good 1

Answer 3

That was on here before but is still just as funny! LOL

Answer 4

This is a good one

Answer 5

How funny, i hope my first time won''t turn out like that

Answer 6

hahahaahhahaahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahha.......
Thats realllllllllllyyyyyyyy grrreeeaTT!!!!!
Never heard such a cool joke!!

Answer 7

I guess he was doing a confession, not a prayer.

Answer 8

Good one!!

Answer 9

OMG.....THAT IS SOOO HILARIOUS!! THAT IS THE BEST ONE I'VE HEARD ALL DAY!! KUDOS TO YOU MY FRIEND....I'D GIVE IT A 10!

Answer 10

Good one!!!