An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all swam to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
(Old men can still think fast.)
2006-09-11 18:34:42 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that was funny! I am going to share that with my co-workers :o)
2006-09-11 18:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! very funny!
2006-09-11 18:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Bonah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! Made my night! LOL
2006-09-11 20:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-hum. LOL. Old codger! LOL.
2006-09-12 11:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good!
2006-09-12 06:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by ezachowski 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahahahahaahahaha....... that was great!!!
Seems the old man is still naughty!!!!
2006-09-11 21:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verrrry goooood!
2006-09-11 18:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by whiteknight 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! serves them right!
2006-09-11 18:45:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋