My housemate told me this one:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
2006-09-11 18:24:13 · 18 answers · asked by Lady Bonah 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
=) Gawd, if my friends only knew that I loved these types of jokes! Lol, they'd have to totally rethink of how they view me.
2006-09-11 18:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by pacific_crush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute!
What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
4 - 5 beers!
2006-09-12 01:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your housemate was the one doing the whipping.
2006-09-12 01:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hheehheeehahaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa....
That was funny!!!
Guess its a nice way to bring a secret out of a man's mind!!
2006-09-12 04:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one....... made up for the Bob and his supervisor joke.
2006-09-12 03:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by rummy714 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a goodie. It's funny! LOL.
2006-09-12 18:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should I laugh now?
2006-09-12 02:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2006-09-12 01:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by question men 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOFL that made my jaw drop
2006-09-12 01:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its OK
it made me smile :]
2006-09-12 01:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♥nikki♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋