the Flying Spaghetti Moster visited me in my sleep last night and told me to Behold!!!! and fight the infidel Christians who want to destroy the Holy Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
he said all those who join me will be granted an eternal life in paradize where they have all you can eat Buffets.
i feel so touched with his noodly appendages.
the flying spaghetti monster is GREAT!!!!!!!
2006-09-11 17:51:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am armed with my spaghetti scoup and my collander helmet.
Reporting for duty, sir.
2006-09-11 17:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-12 06:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by pfarr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you've been touched by more than just the Noodley Appendage, my Son. No, I think fighting in the name of religion is wrong. We Otters understand these things. Now sit down and I'll make you some nice shrimp alfredo and we'll soothe away that fighting spirit of yours. Ramen, my child.
2006-09-11 17:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The FSM believes in tolerence and allows everyone to believe what they want.
We just won't be seeing them later at the beer volcano and they don't get invited to tour the stripper factory.
RAmen
2006-09-11 17:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Spaghetti is my favorite food.
2006-09-11 17:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by blaze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen
2006-09-11 17:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Probably.
2006-09-12 03:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Charles Darwin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it depends on how the group manage
2006-09-11 17:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't like competition.
2006-09-11 17:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAAHAAA FUNNY JOKE!!!! LOL...
2006-09-11 17:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by DaRin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋