While engaged in jihad with a neighboring nation, I gave a bacon flavored jelly bean to a female homosexual Jew after Buddha told me to do so in a dream. Will this ruin my chances of getting into Valhalla?
Please, I need an expert.
2006-09-11 17:18:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, your chances of getting into Valhalla were gone as soon as they began to enforce the dress code.
Seek a fashion expert.
2006-09-11 17:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres bacon flavored jelly beans? mmm
if your in a jihad, then u cant be buddist.
uhh
bacon jelly bean = funny, probably wont hurt the jew.
and valhalla = u need to die in battle , so go fight some wrestler or something
2006-09-12 00:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, you will not get into Valhalla. But you will be treated to the pleasures of 23 cute and adorable puppies will wriggle and wag their tails in delight for you for all of eternity. But I am not expert enough to tell you whether that is heaven or hell or purgatory.
2006-09-12 00:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jim L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'll need to start a cult and gain about 250 followers in order to make up for all that. Don't forget the Kool-Aid.
2006-09-12 00:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm another disgraceful loser who has nothing better to do than realise his personal stress on yahoo answers.
By looking at you, i realise, that even god has a sense of humour, cos he made you.
2006-09-12 00:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by DudeWantsAnswers 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋