ok here's the plan..!!!
In my secret Lab I'll prepare an Army of rats and rabbits by mutating them into killer rats and killer rabbits...and then I'll control their activities by implanting a microchip in their brain...
slowly they will burrow the entire earth's crust so everything will collapse into that huge hole and the entire world will be at my mercy!!.....then i'll be able to OVERTAKE the world easily...he he...
And yes all the BAGPIPERS will be executed before I'll implement this plan so that no one will stop me......muahahahahahahahahaha
What do u think????
2006-09-11 17:14:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
perfect!!!!!!! can i be ur 2nd in command???? lol
2006-09-11 17:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by Smile =]™ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunatly BABy, mutating things is a hard process. there are two methods: generations, and toxic waste. Using the generation thing will have them under your control, but they will take to long. If you mutate them with waste, the chips will instead disolve into air. The burrowing will mearly:
A. Melt them.
B. Crush them
C. Kill them, and
D. remove them from existance.
Also, the earths crust is the top layer of the earth...your gonna have to go deeper if you wanted to destroy earth
If you did go deeper, the earth would be destroyed, but you would gain nothing. So your plan is to flawed.
I say this: Train animals to run to the hearts of major cities, and strap devices that emmit such insanely high pitched sounds, that it will completely destroy the ear drum and cause immense pain to anyone that hears it. The people will be completly defenceless to this! Then, using and army of evil sheep/Rabid goombas/Killer bunnies from the genration thing, you put on ear plugs, earmuffs, and more to cover the ears so it tears your eardrum but doesnt cause any harm to it or cause pain to you, and take control of these cities! The world will be yours!
2006-09-12 10:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a bad plan. One *eensy teeny* problem though. If you collapse the whole world into 1 giant huge hole, there would be no upper crust for any living thing to be on. Other than that, your plan is perfect! :-) Count me in! lol
2006-09-11 18:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to give u the advice if u do the game with ur rabbit and rat for kid game that will be good ideas but if u want to control the world that wont be happen i guess
think about it and if u like it let me know my mail bye
2006-09-11 17:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by phyo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bagpipers? What do you have against bagpipers? I think the tone-deaf Karaoke singers should be executed WAY before the bagpipers....
2006-09-11 17:17:57 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if everything collapse on your hole, you must be burried on that hole for the rest of your life and couldn't control the world in your arms..to bad honey, i'll be left alone with all the chocolates and candies all over the world..hahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-11 17:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by ladyleigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're forgetting one thing.The HOLY HAND GRENADE.
I know it'll take out a killer rabbit.I doubt a killer rat would stand a chance either.
2006-09-11 17:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Won't work. Rats are RATS!! LOL. LOl
Have a great evening!
2006-09-12 11:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think ur the most adorable bub I've ever seen. Cuddles.
2006-09-11 18:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Bonah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinky "Eee Gaadd Brain you've done it! Brilliant plan. No wait, what are bagpippers?"
Brain "Pinky never reproduce"
Pinky "narf"
2006-09-11 17:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Aaron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First ,you need a nap. Then you need to find something to do with all the time you seem to have.
2006-09-11 17:32:40 · answer #11 · answered by TONI L F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋