A little humor for the day-- is it true or not?????
This is probably one of the best 'jokes' that I've read in a while and I just had to post it here!.....A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" (continued on add. det.)
2006-09-11 17:12:25 · 9 answers · asked by madroofer36 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch shrugs, and says... "Probably at work!"
2006-09-11 17:16:01 · update #1
ron p must be an illegal immigrant criminal! lmao!
2006-09-11 17:43:48 · update #2
lol..i enjoy a good joke now and then ..thank you..Americans are willing to do what ever it takes to make a future for their families. America was strong before the illegal came to America and America will be strong once they are gone. The American Jobs will be handed back to the people of the United States..
2006-09-12 07:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by bllnickie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A very old joke. Punch line is "It's only 3 o'clock, all the Americans are at work."
2006-09-12 00:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the whole policy on immigration is one big 'joke', and Congress can't say 'no' because they're too busy profiting from the whole mess. How's it feel to get sold 'down the river'? LOL
2006-09-12 00:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by gokart121 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Then they run into melody and she says hey do you really speak English because most of the time they say to all of us who were born and raised here in the states no comprehend lol
2006-09-12 00:17:48 · answer #4 · answered by yahoo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny, but i see what your saying. if they want to immigrate here then they should call there self's Americana's, unless there here on business.
2006-09-12 00:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-09-12 11:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by thelogicalferret 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with gokart121!
2006-09-12 00:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by simonbinlauden 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i get it, you told the joke all wrong.....
you stupid american, go back to work and pay for me--you are stupid.
I Love America!!!!
Praise General Bush!!!!
2006-09-12 00:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
sorry I hared that one before.
2006-09-12 00:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋