2006-09-11 17:06:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
an elephant and an ant was having a serious conversation..then suddenly the elephant fainted..
QUESTIOn:do you know what the ant had told to the Elephant?
ANSWER: Im pregnant..u r the father....
hahahahaha
2006-09-11 17:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by ladyleigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A religious family fell overboard off their sailboat in rough weather. First, a retired Coast Guard skipper happened by, stopped his craft, and the old captain shouted "Grab the life rings!! Hurry!". The Father snapped "No -- the Lord will provide! We will be fine!"
Next, a Coast Guard cutter showed up; the Captain grabbed the bullhorn, shouting "Quick! Grab the life savers!" Again the Father sent them away, saying the "No! The Lord will provide!" Finally, a Coast Guard Helicopter hovered overhead, and dropped several life rings for the family to grab onto. The Father, adamant, yelled up to the chopper "We will be fine -- the Lord will provide!" The family drowned and went to Heaven. The father marched right up to G_d Almighty and said "We had faith in You--but You did not Save us!"
To which G-d replied "THREE TIMES I sent the Coast Guard for ya!"
2006-09-11 17:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles is the girl next door.
2006-09-11 17:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by andreadawn99 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A guy took his Blonde girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" he asked her.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.
2006-09-11 17:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why couldn't the 6th graders get in to see the movie Pirates of the Caribbean ? It was " Arrrgh rated ."
2006-09-11 17:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
girl yo mama got so much hair under her arms it look like she got alfalfa in a headlock.
2006-09-11 17:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "My dad taught me."
"Good! Can you tell me what comes after three."
"Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A jack," says little Johnny
2006-09-11 22:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Shane 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol... does that mean I can post naughty jokes in the other one?
2006-09-11 17:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When God gave out brains I thought He said trains, and I missed mine. When God gave out noses I thought He said roses, so I asked for a big red one. When God gave out eyes I thought He said Pies, so I asked for two big round ones. When God gave out chins I thought He said shins, I said "I'll have two please." When God gave out ears I thought He said beers so I asked for two with big jug handles.
2006-09-11 17:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋