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So if I rode the mechanical bull at the Jiggly Room after that skank Amber, who has the clap...again...have I sinned? Am I unclean?

2006-09-11 15:47:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Bibically speaking, that is.

2006-09-11 15:48:21 · update #1

Leviticus 15:9

2006-09-11 15:51:18 · update #2

8 answers

You got this from Leviticus didn't you? I don't like that book..

For the post below me..wow that is so wrong..

But anyway, yeah I thought that came from Leviticus. If I were I wouldn't pay much attention to what they say in that book. It's a very complicated concept, those were mostly old laws that aren't used today anymore. God sent Jesus so we wouldn't have to abide by those laws anmore, or give sacrifices for that matter.

2006-09-11 15:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by some person 6 · 0 0

If you believe. If you think you have sinned, then you have. If you think you have sinned and believe what Jesus teaches, ask him in prayer and he is faithful and will forgive you. Try a real bull next time you get the urge to prove your manhood.
Jesus is the new covenant between God the Father and Mankind the children. The old scriptures can only prove Gods love, that he did not give up on all his creations.

2006-09-11 16:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0 0

Heh, if all the "non believers" read further than Leviticus, you might actually know the answers to all the questions you have about that book.

Or was that just a quick glimpse from godisimaginary.com??? No actually bible reading involved?

2006-09-11 15:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by justwondering 5 · 0 0

I'm sure you will be just fine,just keep your pearl necklace to your self :0

2006-09-11 15:55:59 · answer #4 · answered by pandorasbox40 3 · 0 0

What? I have never read that in the Bible. I don't think you have sinned.

2006-09-11 15:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by Marcy T 2 · 0 0

sheesh...not very "christian-like" to call someone else a SKANK in the first place, is it?

2006-09-11 15:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by redneckgardendiva 4 · 0 0

What are you talking about?

2006-09-11 15:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by ToolMan69er 3 · 0 0

dont know or care

2006-09-11 15:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Blade S 2 · 0 0

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