2006-09-11 15:05:00 · 7 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please don't be insulted by this as it is not meant to be offencive. I heard this from a Christian friend and found it funny and your question reminded me of it.
"Jesus said unto Lazarus, 'Come forth and recieve eternal life.' But Lazarus came fifth and won a microwave oven."
2006-09-11 15:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Rabbi Yohanneh 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lazarus was not the only one raised from the dead.
No one ever said it was any thing other than the bible said, sleep.
Luke 8:50,52,54,55; Matt.28:52-54; Acts 9:36-41; Acts 2:31-35 Jesus resurrected from Sepulchre hell, David still there. Acts 1:9-11; Jesus ascended back to heaven. John 3:13-17;
2006-09-11 23:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by jeni 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I need to launch an investigation.Alrighty peoples, move it along, nothing to see here.
2006-09-11 22:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Occifer Barbrady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess no one asked because it doesn't say so in the bible.
Tammi Dee
2006-09-11 22:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think surely someone would have asked him! However, the bible does not tell us.
2006-09-11 22:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Esther 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if he had told anyone, we dont know.
2006-09-11 22:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by thor3000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good question
2006-09-11 22:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋