What do you think folks? Do you think Lord Jesus would roll up in a pimped out Escalade? Economic Hybrid Car? Or maybe even on a chariot pulled my a rare species of Albino Muscrats???
2006-09-11 14:17:37 · 13 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear anthonyinkc,
Unfortunately I do not have the time to search Answers to see if a question I am thinking of has been asked or not!
...and by the looks of it there is no sign of a similar question asked by you two days ago. Now who is the original one!? I am sure you involved Albino Muscrats also hey!?
Shouldnt you be watching wrestling or something, because that is something all grown men should watch. WOW! Sounds like you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands mate! Can you say obsessed, or has the years of Church and watching wrestling on TV limited your cranial capacity to one sylable words?
When you have something to say that is not boring or unoriginal feel free to get back to me. Until then stop wasting my time.
2006-09-11 14:39:24 · update #1
A Honda. Because all of the disciples were in one Accord.
2006-09-11 14:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very entertaining question. And I mean that. Albino muskrats is a very, very nice touch. How'd you think of that? I'm thinkin' a 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood, white with green velour interior...
2006-09-11 21:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if he were to stick to his old way of dressing in rags. He might be walking around with a shopping cart full of cans. If I was him and I was walking around on earth, I would try to keep a low profile, and no one gets less attention than homeless people.
2006-09-11 21:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by ???? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An El Camino.... because THAT is how Jesus rolls.
2006-09-11 21:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would roll up in a Chevy Monte Carlo SS...2004...With NASCAR STICKERS...
Why NASCAR? do you ask?
Because it is the only sport where it is astarted with a prayer! and we all praise him in the highest...and would turn the water into holy beer!
2006-09-11 21:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Skipper1974 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'd drive a police car and eat jelly donuts.
2006-09-11 21:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Occifer Barbrady 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
His next ride is on a great white cloud to take his bride home. The question is, will you be on that ride or on the ride that takes you to hell?
2006-09-11 21:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Josh S 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How about a lightning bolt across the sky?
2006-09-11 21:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't think he would drive at all. He would not be "pimped out" either. He would be in rags, sadly in fact most people would probably pass him by.
2006-09-11 21:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
In a Triumph. It says so!!!
2006-09-11 21:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by bronco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋