2. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
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2006-09-11 13:34:11 · 15 answers · asked by go_kartkid93 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-11 13:35:11 · update #1
www.freewebs.com/little_neal1993/
2006-09-11 13:36:15 · update #2
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2006-09-11 13:36:47 · update #3
Rick, get over it, I can't tell you how many times I have seen a something on here that wasn't a question but was amusing all the same.
Kartkid, I found this funny.
Here's another stupid people joke for you:
A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper.
"14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady.
"14 cents! For what?" asked the lady.
The storekeeper explained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents."
"I know different. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11."
"What are your saying?"
"As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11...I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had 3 children together. So each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11!
Obviously, 7 and 7 is 11."
I just received this in an email :)
Hope you enjoy it.
2006-09-11 13:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too much! Hey Dicknose, I mean Ricknows, this is the joke section, reported!
2006-09-11 20:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right even if it is something i would do myself. i once reassimbled a clutch once and forgot to install the throwout bearing. you would have to be "mechanical" to understand how stupid this was,i am still laughing stock as a result and it happened twenty years ago.
2006-09-11 21:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by houdini 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, Smart people jokes!
2006-09-11 20:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by cynnie_azalea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right O! Dull, Dull, Dull.
2006-09-11 20:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
some people are truly entertaining
2006-09-11 20:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Ponokahontas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's mest up.. for the girl
2006-09-11 20:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a good one
2006-09-11 21:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Tinkerbell eats Yahoo! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny. it was entertaining to read. =)
2006-09-11 20:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by enyaw78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny. LOL.
2006-09-11 21:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋