In Damask and He will kill the anticrist and He will come after amargedon and He will kill the pig and brake the cross..He will come from the sky and his face will be all wet and he will cry all the time.The most beutifull thing and every man who will see him he will know that it is him Jesus.than he will go to perform haj and get merried.Cristians who will see this and belive they will became muslims.
2006-09-11 13:21:13
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answered by Timurlenk C 2
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My information is that Jesus came to earth in the early hours of 1st January 2001 and stood at Hyde Park Corner and proclaimed he had come, again, to rule on earth, the ruler of all he surveyed, unfortunately his scanty attire and forceful manner attracted the attention of a passing Muslim in a G reg Austin montego who reported the matter to the police who proceeded to arrest Jesus for public order offences. This was followed by a identity check which revealed Jesus was not a UK citizen and had thus entered the Country illegally, further questioning revealed Jesus was convined he was the only begotten son of god so he was sectioned under the mental heath act until such time as he can be certified fit to commence the procedure for deportation.
2006-09-11 16:29:14
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answered by "Call me Dave" 5
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nobody knows when will jesus come because if everyone knows nobody would have made any mistakes exactly if the owner of a house knew that a thief is coming to his house he wouldn't let his house be stolen that's what will happen and for the last wquestions there will be a lot who will say they are jesus but only one is true and only those who believe in jesus will know him
2006-09-11 14:06:35
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answered by anonymous 2
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Jesus has already been but he aint gone. he will always be here within our hearts. You have to accept this, he will not be reincarnated. Who would ever believe him. You go to any mental asylum or hospital in the country and loads of the patients will swear they are jesus, but they aren't. they are sectioned. and even if jesus returned at this day in age , he would be sectioned as a madman aswell. Accept his teachings and live by them, that is how jesus lives and he will never die.
2006-09-11 13:24:09
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answered by Anonymous
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He will come like a thief in the night (ie unexpectedly, nobody knows when) riding on the clouds like He did at the ascension, we will all see Him at the same time, there will be no escape and no excuse, He will come in glory as the King of Heaven, not as a helpless baby.
2006-09-11 21:25:53
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answered by good tree 6
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If he come back and said that he was Jesus, first he would be locked up and medicated.
The Christians will all make fun of him and try to convert him to their judgmental form of so-called Christianity. He will try to teach them the same inclusive message of love and forgiveness that he originally taught and they will call him a liberal and say that he is going straight to hell.
Love and blessings
don
2006-09-11 13:26:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus, Mohamed or the jolly green giant. Just whoever comes sort this bloody mess out.
2006-09-11 14:45:02
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answered by Jack 3
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He would probabaly come in at Antarctica and freeze too quickly to get words out..... wait.... We need to start looking in Antarctica for Jesus' frozen body, it'll be preserved beard and all. This is a huge breakthrough. Thank you!
2006-09-11 13:17:51
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answered by Johnny B 1
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In a time and place of His choosing. The name might change but not the Person.
2006-09-11 13:26:43
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answered by looking good 3
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nothing any extra ordinary about any one as jesus for some people good and for some are bad no one can be very good to all of human being on tghe earth
2006-09-11 20:06:17
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answered by name of spritual tantra horr0r 3
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