tell me the funniest thing ever, funiest get 10 piont, nothing dirty. mild is ok but not vulgar dirty?

Question

winner gets 10 pionts

Answer 1

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish.

Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, Gringo. You wouldn't dare shoot me!'"

Answer 2

during the filming of "We are Marshall" in Huntington WV on Marshall University's campus I saw a huge trash can, with beer cans and bottles spilling over and onto the sidewalk and even into the street, with a sign directly above the heaping trash that said 'WE ARE MARSHALL'
i found it pretty funny =))

Answer 3

nicely... in case you watch the BryanStarzzz interviews on YouTube you will locate (or a minimum of i did) that Andy Biersack is unquestionably fairly humorous and witty on the comparable time :/ i don't understand in case you will think of he's humorous yet I unquestionably do :3

Answer 4

the funniest thing ever that is only mildly dirty, is stained underwear.

Answer 5

Can you imagine working with someone that constantly digs his nose and scratches his bottom?