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if you quote the magic book please say which caluses you are reffering to.

2006-09-11 12:39:27 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

yes, i can see i done a typo... thanks to all the xtians who laid to me, i can now see that i dont want to join your magic cult as it seems there are no magic tricks what soever.

It is clear to all that religion is false... and you would all admit that if you *were* man or woman enough... anyway, i suppose i'll see you all in (imaginary) heaven or hell. (oooh don't tell me... which one am i going to? yes, hell, which your magic book told you about no doubt? laters xtains see you in hell !

2006-09-11 12:59:19 · update #1

57 answers

You really got thier undies in a bunch! Nice work!

2006-09-11 12:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes! However you cannot be deceived by the Anti-christ and work those miracles, or magic tricks. Your belief can only be in the Savior. Almost impossible to do because most simple simons fear a totally free world.

2006-09-11 13:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0 1

Aahahaha, good one.
I don't know about magic tricks. I do know what the Bible says Jesus said believers should be able to do.

Check it out.

The Bible Mark 16:17-19
And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well." After the Lord Jesus had spoken to them, he was taken up into heaven and he sat at the right hand of God.

Yup, fairy tales or allegory, that is not literal for sure.

Have a pleasant day.

2006-09-11 13:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0 2

One, Jesus did not do magic, he did miracles that came from God. Two, the Bible is not a magic book, it is a love note, an instruction guide, a law book, and a history book from God. Three, how dare you say that you should be able to do miracles! That is blasphemy!

2006-09-11 12:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by On the Journey 2 · 0 1

Of course you can not. You don't need any verses to back you up because I am Christian and I cant do any "magic tricks" like Jesus (nor do I know of any Christian that can (I think you are looking for the phrase) perform miracles). I am no where near like Jesus and that is the beauty of it. Because although I'm not perfect like Jesus...he still loves me.

2006-09-11 12:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 2 2

Ha ha ha ha hee hee hee haw haw haw !! Don't you wish ?? If you were Holy, which you are not, then you could have a chance. But from what you have written , all I can say to you is Dream on. Your so un-Holy, that I dont think you can do a trick. Go do another brain storming and see if you can come up with something intelligent. POOR THING !!

2006-09-11 13:18:05 · answer #6 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0 2

Magic tricks. Hm. Well, why go to all that trouble? All's you're gonna find out is you're still on earth and stand a good chance of being crucified or the equivalent thereof. No trick there.

2006-09-11 12:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0 3

Jesus didn't do magic tricks, he proformed miracles. if the only reason you want to become a Christian is so you can do "magic tricks" you have issues. most of the "magic tricks" are actually just slight of hand and illusions. people referred to them as this b/c they couldn't find a more educated explaination.

2006-09-11 12:57:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The Bible Is the word of truth and you should read It and trully get to know the Lord Jesus Christ and I answered another one of your questions,I can tell you didnt read the book I told you about ,perhaps you spend toooooo much time on your computer asking questions that you dont research the answers to,or maybe you just feel unloved and want attention,dont be angry at the Lord Jesus Christ he loves you dont you know

2006-09-11 12:50:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

You would have to change your name from Maximus to Moses, go to Egypt and study for awhile, and then turn to G-d and ask if it is okay if you perform 'miracles' so no one will mistake you for a mage.

Re: Your Update - I'm woman enough to admit that religion isn't false, it's a true social institution designed for like-minded people that choose not to think for themselves.

2006-09-11 12:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 2 2

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