an old man and old woman met in a retirement home. after dating a month, the old man said to the woman, ‘I know we're old and can’t do much sexually anymore. but would you please hold my penis?' the woman obliged, so every day for the next two months the couple would sit in the park by the lake and the old woman would hold the mans penis. one day the man didn’t show up at their regular meeting place. the woman became concerned and set out searching for him. she soon spotted him sitting on a bench, with another woman beside him. she walked up to the bench to find his penis in the other woman’s hand. she felt terribly distraught at this and sobbed, 'we’ve been together for three months. I thought we were getting along just find. now I find you here with this other woman. what does she have that I don’t?'
'Parkinson’s!' replied the old man gleefully
2006-09-11 12:14:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you already answered but thnx for the 2 points
2006-09-11 12:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by cage 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny. Kinda rude too, but most joke are.
2006-09-11 12:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by Muslimah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good grief!
2006-09-11 14:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats good
2006-09-11 13:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by stl34 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I so didn't see that coming.
2006-09-11 12:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Nails 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww, fack yeah! lol.
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2006-09-11 12:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had to look up parkinson's disease for this one. this joke isn't funny.
2006-09-11 12:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one!
2006-09-11 13:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. that's good.
2006-09-11 13:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is funny.
2006-09-11 12:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Kahyon F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋