is this all?

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out on the bowling green one day, a man finds a lamp. he rubs the lamp, and a genie appears to grant him one wish. the bowler does not hesitate to think-he says, ‘I’d like to be the best lawn bowler in my club.'
'no problem,’ says the genie, ‘but your sex life will be reduced as a side effect.' the genie blinks twice, and the deed is done. a few months later the genie reappears and asks the man how his bowling is going. 'great,’ says the man. 'I’m now the best in the club.'
'and how’s your sex life now?'
'its okay. I’m still getting a bit a few times a month.'
'is that all?' exclaimed the genie
'well,’ says the bowler. 'I don’t think its too bad for an aging scout leader with a very small troop.'

Answer 1

I don't think so, but.....

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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?

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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?

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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?

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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.

I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.

I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!

Answer 2

i've heard this joke with a different punchline:
"hey, that's not bad for a priest!"
Up to you if you wanna use that one from now on.
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Answer 3

that's ****** up.. im a eagle scout

Answer 4

that was sick and wrong

Answer 5

No, no, no!!!