I mean, I came after them. Shouldn't they have spontaneously combusted when I was born or something?
2006-09-11 11:31:34 · 28 answers · asked by The Lurkdragon 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFL
(they'll never get it)
2006-09-11 11:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
While something like what you are suggesting does occur in a few species, spontaneous combustion of parents is exceedingly rare in humans. It seems that survival chances are improved by having parents around for at least a little while to feed and clothe infants (not to mention pay for their college education). Therefore we are not built to disappear after we procreate.
2006-09-11 18:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by rollo_tomassi423 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if they spontaneously combusted when you were born, who would have raised you? An infant would probably die left to its own devices.
2006-09-11 18:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you have wanted them to combust?
They are here to lead you through life, they are your teachers and they do the best they can, or at least most parents do.
2006-09-11 18:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by wonderwoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wud u like to be spontaneously combusted when u give birth to someone? if yes, why not now. if no, why shud ur parents ?
2006-09-11 18:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by masku darling 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure thats how you want it?. Do you want children? And no it doesnt work like that. You should pray for your parents as well as for yourself so that you can understand what is going on with you, and why you feel this way.
2006-09-11 19:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by deemark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes kids die before their parents do. And with the life expectancy growing to almost 100 years old, it shouldn't surprise you.
2006-09-11 18:38:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all things happen as we think they ought.
But this really isnt a very nice question to ask about the ones that brought you in to this world.
2006-09-11 18:34:31 · answer #8 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmm? Throwing a Tantrum are we? Or is this Q asked because they are Abusive to you-For real and you are Extremely Mad and Frustrated?
2006-09-11 18:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by trisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny, there are some people that wished their parents were alive, be very thankful, that yours are.
2006-09-11 18:36:09 · answer #10 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry it doesn't work that way, If they had you would have died in the crib with no one to feed you. They serve there purpose at times
2006-09-11 18:33:46 · answer #11 · answered by conundrum_dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋