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I don't even know who you are!!! lol!!!! Ok...I gotta spill about this....well I was at the mall with my doofus brother picking out toothpaste from The Wet Seal when I saw this old man walk by. He looked exactly like our grandma from behind because my Grandma has really short hair and athletic muscles. So, I said " Hey, Johnkilomonohexagon (my brother's name) there's Ol' weak Grandma. How 'bout you give her a hug!!!!" He said"Okay" AND SPRINTED TO THIS OLD MAN!!!! He said "Gram-grams its ur Johnnie!!!" The old man hit him with his cane and said U SOB GET OFFA ME!!!! My brother was withering in pain and I was cracking up that he actually believed me! Then the old man yelled "THIS SOB TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLET!!!GET HIM" So like everyone in the mall punched him and hit him with bags and denchers. Then the old man hit Johnkilmonohexagon in the place that hurts. THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! Is this FRICKIN HILARIOUS OR WHAT??

2006-09-11 11:17:53 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

48 answers

what?????????? blah blah blah

2006-09-11 11:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by John 2 · 0 1

Well thats 2 minutes i will never get back. However, you are a sadistic moron. Cruel. Yup...cruel is the word. The good thing is that Karma will be kicking your **** real soon. I hope in involves a cane across your backside.

2006-09-11 16:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by asbratcher 4 · 0 0

Johnkilomonohexagon? Get a life, and I must advise that I do not have one, otherwise, I would not be responding to your habit of of abusing this site with your stupid ****! Ask important questions. That is what this site is all about. A portal of knowledge about important things. Not your bullshit antics to attract attention to youself and your miserable, boring life.

Nogaxehonomoliknohj

2006-09-11 13:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by Hopeless 2 · 0 0

Well....first of all you can't buy toothpaste from Wet Seal.
Second: you're brother has a really long gay *** name.
And last: I guess it's one of those things where you had to be there to laugh.

2006-09-11 14:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥wOwZs♥ 3 · 0 0

That was a terrible thing to do. He could have been seriously hurt or killed. He also could have gone to jail. I'd be watching my back because he's going to get even with you. You should have had the class to explain the situation to the old man, but apparently you don't have any class. It's not funny at all.

2006-09-11 11:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by ks_tornado41 2 · 1 2

Yeah that story was lame and it's not a real question and your brother a really long gay name...I felt sorry for a that old man that could've gave him a heart attach!!!

2006-09-11 18:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Irish Girl 2 · 0 0

What? Really? Your brother actually believed you? You actually told him to go give up a hug? Wow, that's mean and lame....but hey it got me 2 points!

2006-09-12 01:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ill-conduct. Apologize to your brother and adjust the quality of your up-bringing.

2006-09-11 21:28:09 · answer #8 · answered by WEBBADGER 3 · 0 0

If this was the best day of your life, you must have a pretty dull life. The whole story was lame!

2006-09-11 12:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by grapejuice 2 · 2 0

Wow, not. Get a life but first tell me what drugs you are on dude. I want some too.

2006-09-11 21:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by kcarter_99 2 · 0 0

NO WAY. It's a sick trick to play on an old man.

2006-09-11 12:13:36 · answer #11 · answered by THE LONER 3 · 0 0

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