PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. So he went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
2006-09-11 11:03:21 · 12 answers · asked by sylesh3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Didn't Pinocchio become a real boy???
2006-09-11 11:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better tell Pinocchio that when the sandpaper wears out he better stop before he catches on fire.
2006-09-11 19:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by ghis84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gepetto better tell him that so much sandpaper will wear it away! FUUUNNNY!
2006-09-11 18:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don`t know what to say about the joke, but ildjb`s avatar looks like Pinnocchio.
2006-09-11 18:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by grafixo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i guess hes always got a woody lol
2006-09-11 20:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by stl34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
that's horrible.
in a funny way.
2006-09-11 18:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by modernartmakesmewannarockout 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so wats the punch line?
2006-09-11 18:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! oh damn! that caught me by surprised! that's hella funny! lol
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2006-09-11 18:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, silly pinocchio!!!!
Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-11 18:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHAT'S THE "CATCH"?...
2006-09-11 18:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋