what do you call a parrot with a raincoat on?
polly unsaturated
2006-09-11 10:32:05 · 43 answers · asked by Andrew Osbaldeston 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wet!
2006-09-11 10:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
This one's better...
After living in the remote wilderness of Tennessee all his life, an old Hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city of Knoxville.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,"How about that!
Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly witch he's runnin' around with."
2006-09-11 10:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by skippy's mum 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, Polly wanted a cracker...and didn't get one!
2006-09-11 12:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two parrots sitting on a perch.One said to the other."Can you smell fish"
2006-09-11 12:13:05 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just told 1 billion people the worst joke in history!
2006-09-13 05:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by rach 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deffinatly heh heh 8/10!
2006-09-11 14:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok 2 pts
2006-09-11 10:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about polly unsaturated? is that it? did i get it?
2006-09-11 10:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by JustMe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Trojan Polly.
2006-09-11 10:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by kksay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, i just love bad jokes, the badder they are the funnier they are
2006-09-15 08:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by flibertyjib 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that's funny Corney but funny.
2006-09-11 10:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋