Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fvck he wants.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
When you put all of these fact together it becomes painfully clear that a T-Shirt bearing any combination of the letters C or N could kill Paris Hilton.
2006-09-11 10:40:54
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answer #1
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answered by Manny 6
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Chuck Norris would send paris hilton a picture of him in the waiting position and we would never see paris again.
Norris would win
2006-09-14 04:55:23
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answered by j pringle 2
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That's not interesting; that's a walk for Chuck Norris!
2006-09-11 09:25:47
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answer #3
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answered by GreenEyedLilo 7
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Why Chuck Norris? geesh. I LOATHE, DETEST, and oyeah, HATE Paris Hilton and could care LESS if I ever HEARD her frickin' name or saw her freakin' image ever, ever, ever again in my entire lifetime. What a waste of human flesh. She is a pox on humanity and an embarassment to humankind. If aliens came here and she was all they saw and deduced that that is what we are, I would be so disgusted and humiliated beyond belief! Does that answer it for ya?
2006-09-11 09:36:40
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say Chuck Norris.
2006-09-11 09:25:43
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answered by asianpacificislandlaidbackgirl4u 3
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I'm not for sure what they are competing for you didn't say but my moneys on Chuck Norris
2006-09-11 12:48:38
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answered by susieq 3
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chuck norris would win in a fight.
Paris would win for being the most stupid.
2006-09-11 14:09:47
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answer #7
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answered by John4no17 3
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Chuck Norris (come on!, have not you examine each and every of the stuff in this guy?) Miley Cyrus (below all of it she is aggravated to demise with her image) Adam Lambert (Clay would attempt to kiss him) Stone chilly (reason Stone chilly stated so) Toby Keith (JayZ is terified of violence, why do imagine he ain't gangsta?) Wolverine (Jason takes too lengthy to heal, skint!) Sly Stalone (Human boom hormone) Nicole Richie (Being a mom, she has been with the help of lots of soreness) Rambo (Ali ain't packing warmth, and Rambo kills with palms) Kate Beckinsale (She's been with the help of more beneficial wrestle training for roles)
2016-10-16 00:10:24
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answer #8
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answered by sherie 4
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Chuck Norris, and I'd pay to see it!
2006-09-11 09:39:22
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answered by btsmith_y 3
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Walker Texas Ranger!
2006-09-11 09:32:52
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answered by cma80 5
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