Apparently some aliens landed one night at Bush's ranch in Texas and wanted all the cattle he had, because live stock on their home planet had dwindled drastically due to disease. They gave in return the precise location of various oil deposits, and Bush who was with Dick Cheney and some other government officials, at the time, decided that it was best to keep the whole thing quite, and told the Secret Service to cover up any evidence that there had been aliens in the area.
Anyway the full storey is in my new book, " The dumb-a ss conspiracy theory" which will be available from most book stores from Friday 15th. Will you buy your copy soon?
2006-09-11 09:01:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL !!!
Did Cheney shoot one in the face?
I wish they'd take Bush and Cheney
2006-09-11 09:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The only conspiracy between Bush and some aliens news I heard is about some left-wing-nut, wack job hippie, is complaining about a son being killed in Iraq. It's a son she that she abandoned when he was young and forsook. That Conspiracy?
2006-09-11 16:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's nothing. We've had aliens infiltrating the British government for ages. Don't believe me? Take a look at John Prescott.....
2006-09-11 16:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by warden14 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Because it is probably not a real book and if it is I don't invest money in stories that are fairy tales unless I am buying for a child.
2006-09-11 16:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody cleared this deal with me! Some aliens are gonna get a taste of some whoop-*** for this one.
2006-09-11 16:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can remember once Bush said God had talk to him...now everything seems to make sense...
2006-09-11 16:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the fumes.
2006-09-11 16:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could shevle it next to the 9-11 commission report and other fictional books.
2006-09-11 16:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You should write comedy for a living!
2006-09-11 16:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard the president had relapsed and started drinking again
2006-09-11 16:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by native,pride 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋