This 90 year old virgin went to see her OBGYN because she had some itching problems. The doctor comes in and asks her “what’s the problem” and she told him, “she was having some itching problems”, so he had her get undressed and on the table. He checks her out and then has her get dressed. The doctor asks her if she wants the good news first or last, she says “good news first”. The doctor says “you don’t have crabs”. She says “what’s the bad news?” and the doctor say’s “your cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies”.
2006-09-11 08:08:07 · 36 answers · asked by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU EAT EITHER CHERRY PIE,OR, HAVE CHERRY JAM!!!---LOL
2006-09-11 08:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by LONG-JOHN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is as old as the 90 year old virgin
2006-09-11 08:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by daddysboicub 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Siiiick.
2006-09-11 08:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best one ive heard in a long time i got strangled laughing at it
2006-09-11 08:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Waynes Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. I only report pervs who talk about kids.
2006-09-11 08:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang.
2006-09-11 08:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I found it amusing.
2006-09-11 08:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Boo Bah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offensive to women. Have to report you. Sorry.
2006-09-11 08:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fruits can't fly, their wrists are too limp.
2006-09-11 08:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Grist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.....
2006-09-11 08:09:57 · answer #10 · answered by ImSpoilednLoveit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋