Nominated as the best short joke this year.
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"
Not yet," she replied.
2006-09-11 07:56:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, seriously, I didn't make this up, this really was nominated best joke. But remember, it was just a nomination, not set in stone.
2006-09-11 09:04:13 · update #1
Very good. Reminds me of the small boy who was caught playing with himself by his mother whilst taking a bath.
"You shouldn't do that." She scolded.
"But Mum, it's my willie. I can wash it as fast as I like."
2006-09-11 09:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 06:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best place for their brains to be...its the only thing they keep in good working order.
2006-09-11 09:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best joke of the Year voted by Women. It's cute, but i wouldn't say it's the best of the year. =-P
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2006-09-11 08:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It may have been a joke but it is a true statement,when boys become men they think with their balls.
2006-09-11 08:28:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
thats funny
2006-09-11 08:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by Becca!!!! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-11 07:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by n2bateyou2000 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yups iv kind got to agree with u there
2006-09-11 08:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by lex 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
children say the darnest things
2006-09-11 09:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2006-09-11 07:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋