2006-09-11 07:56:04 · 13 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Best one of the day! You should have put it up on ebay with the cheese sandwich. No damnation for you, you were a witness and there's no shame in communing with the venerable Saint.
2006-09-11 08:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I hate it when people say they saw this or that in their food or whatever. Get a life. I think if God were trying to tell you something, he wouldn't get your attention in bologna.
2006-09-11 14:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by suchaprettyface11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, you are a Catholic.
True Story: A man who was against the Catholic faith slashed a portrait of the Blessed Virgin which was in a Church of Czestowcha or of Jasna Gora, Poland. As soon as he did that God sent lightning bolt and he was struck dead.
Please my dear friend, refrain from profanation of sacred things, or objects. May God help you in your journey.
2006-09-11 14:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Born Valentine's Day 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wouldn't this be like a more flavorful version of the Eucharist???
2006-09-11 15:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Angela M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No yuou are one coo coo who hasn't flown ove rthe coo coo nest yet:)
2006-09-11 14:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can atheists be trained to feed themselves? True of false?
2006-09-11 14:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Answer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you ate her is she still a virgin?
2006-09-11 14:58:17 · answer #7 · answered by neil s 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
YES!!!
Hurry up, you have to hurl!
Only then can it be annointed in your chest and THOU SHALT BE SAVED!
2006-09-11 14:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by malingenie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you might become bloated and gassy.
2006-09-11 14:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by eedoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you are.
2006-09-11 14:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋