1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before
and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men
look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
2006-09-11 07:11:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. You understand! LOL.
Wishing you a great, new week!
2006-09-11 16:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man i hope none of these happen to me but there great very great
2006-09-11 08:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....................... when a man and a woman play poker, if the man has 4 kings and the woman has 4 queens:...........they tie.
woman; without her, man is nothing.
woman without her man, is nothing.
still........................ women rule:D
2006-09-11 07:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by genuineanya98 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men vs women .........no contest..women win all the time lol.
love your riddles though.
2006-09-11 09:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-09-12 02:25:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never really thought of it that way...
2006-09-11 07:21:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that is true u now
2006-09-11 07:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seen it before. still accurate!!!
2006-09-11 07:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true
2006-09-11 07:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by ardgo2112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋