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2006-09-11 07:07:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sandy, Satan has my soul. I sold it for 4 Reeses Peanut Butter Cups with caramel on the inside.
2006-09-11 07:13:17 · update #1
Sorry , folks. I have to give Sandy 10 points she's so delusional I pity her.
We all know that Walmart is Satan.
2006-09-11 07:16:02 · update #2
Walmart sells stuff to put in you home.
SATAN tricks you into buying a car --or more gluttonously a truck --or more gluttonously a sport/utility vehicle.
SATAN also makes sure women put on chastity belts until they get a mortgage on a house large enough to impress other women.
Compare that with Walmart's saintly "Always low prices --always!" and you'll see that, overall, Satan is in charge of acquisitiveness in general, as well as the niche of superstore shopping.
2006-09-11 07:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
technology keeps proving the Bible is authentic and precise. No Biblicist might want to deny the genetics of technology(except you're corrupting the organic order as created with the help of God) Chemistry obeys rules of God. there is not any longer something in Chemistry that a Biblicist might want to reject. (except you're corrupting the organic order) Evolution calls for much more desirable faith than any Biblicist can muster. that's stupid to coach that each thing got here from no longer something with out objective or layout. Evolution is statistically no longer attainable. Myths have aspects of actuality. And the Bible has prophetic passages that are being fulfilled in the technique heritage. Israel is the right extrabiblical evidence for the reality of the words contained in the Biblical texts. and in no way basically the Bible. in case you examine the constellations you will see that the gospel tale. initiate with the Virgin and end with the Lion of the Tribe of Judah. each thing in between broadcasts the dignity of God.
2016-11-26 01:22:21 · answer #2 · answered by mcgray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan actually shops at Walmart. He's just as cheep as the rest of us. The big difference is, he gets to take more than 15 items through the express check out.
2006-09-11 07:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan runs Walmart. Don't deny Satan.
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Sharon
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2006-09-11 07:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't Walmart owned by Satan?
2006-09-11 07:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by applebetty34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can Satan get me plastic shoes at 3:00 in the morning for .99?
2006-09-11 07:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say it is split about 50/50 at the moment. But Walmart seems to be gaining the upper hand.
2006-09-11 07:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by john c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walmart hired Satan as one of their buyers. Satan's their best customer. LOL!
2006-09-11 07:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bronweyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ranerox; Satan is the great deceiver whose greatest accomplishment to date is to convince man he does not exist.
2006-09-11 07:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Wal-Mart. I haven't bought anything from SatanSaver lately, but I seem to get stuck going to Wal-Mart two or three times a week. I don't want to, but it just pulls me in.
2006-09-11 07:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋