Can I borrow your phone, I promised to call my mom when I fell in love.
2006-09-11 07:05:16
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answer #1
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answered by Richard C 2
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Hi whats your Name can I buy you a double wide
That is the worst and the best
2006-09-11 06:58:49
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answer #2
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answered by tacoma_fast_ball 3
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A pal of mine has a realy long tongue and he just walks up to a chick he fancies and says" I'd really love to tickle your belly button with my tongue" If he gets the right reaction he then sticks it right out and says "from the inside" Works every time.
2006-09-11 07:08:36
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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The worst one I ever heard was "you have the most amazing eyes" (yeah okay dude)
2006-09-11 06:59:26
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answer #4
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answered by atomictulip 5
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BEST: See my friend over there, yeah he wants to know if you think im cute?
WORST: Are you tired cause youve been runing thru my dreams all night. YEAH AND THATS WHERE ILL STAY IN YOUR DREAMS A HOLE... enjoy
2006-09-11 07:03:20
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answer #5
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answered by loveleigh12004 2
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this one is inbetween... because it's the best and worse combined... i love it 'cause if it's said right it comes across as sweet and sincere yet, on the other hand.. it's obvious what the guys's going for:
"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
2006-09-11 07:00:11
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answer #6
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answered by rachael 3
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best: hi...i only have three months to live
only the best because it was hilarious
Worst: Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again.
worst because the guy was a loser!!!!!!!
2006-09-11 06:58:52
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answer #7
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answered by puppy love 6
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You have all the qualities I'm looking for in an ex-wife.
2006-09-11 07:02:02
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answer #8
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answered by getnabargain 2
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the bst pickup line i have used was "can you please come and bail me out of jail" and the worst was "excuse me, those guys in cell block D want to sodomize me. can you help a brother out?"
2006-09-11 06:58:47
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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your dad must be a thief, beacuse he stole the stars from the sky and placed them in your eyes.
2006-09-11 07:13:40
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answer #10
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answered by cowgirl22 1
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