Several children found a dead robin. Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they secured a small box and some cotton batting, dug a hole in the back yard, and made ready to dispose of the deceased. The minister's 5-year-old son was chosen to say the prayer. And so with great dignity, he intoned, "Glory be to the Father...and unto the Son...and into the hole he goes."
2006-09-11 06:49:51 · 12 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Children sometimes make the funniest and cutest jokes !
2006-09-11 06:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before
and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men
look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
2006-09-11 07:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wow! That's Creative!
2006-09-11 07:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. It made me laugh out loud.
2006-09-11 07:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute and funny lol giving u a ten
2006-09-11 09:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute kinda
2006-09-11 07:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by msladykay2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's funny.
2006-09-11 08:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by leeanndemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is quite funny and cute
2006-09-11 08:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by lex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-09-11 07:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really cute!!!
2006-09-11 06:53:34 · answer #10 · answered by gapeach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋