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You are a very odd "bird"!

2006-09-11 06:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Katz 6 · 0 0

If I had the wings of an angel
And the body of a Buffalo.
I'd fly all over the prarie
And poop on the cowboys below.

2006-09-11 13:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd poop on someone with a convertable with the top down.

2006-09-11 13:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by MzHazelnut22 3 · 0 0

no i'd poop while flying over a car that was pulling out of a car wash.

2006-09-11 13:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

On DumBya's head! I wouldn't stop but, I'd slow down a bit just enough to get him in the eye when he looks up!

2006-09-11 13:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 0 0

I suppose I would just let it rip as the need arose. It seems like most birds do that anyway.

2006-09-11 13:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats easy .. they all aim for my husbands car so of course I would have to follow. It would be fun to see his reaction of course I would have to make sure he saw me do it.

Hugs from a Loving Mom to a Brilliant, as well as beautiful 8 year old Jared and Our Angel, Zachary (taken to soon but who will always remain in our heart) ~ Mel

2006-09-11 13:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by jaredsmommy2004 6 · 0 1

dude they don't squat they poop in the air so they don't get killed by other animals

2006-09-11 13:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

2 point's and he score!!!!! Oh and to answer your question ,i'll fly and squat at the same time on Perry N ,HAIR DO.

2006-09-11 13:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Da..KINGizHeRe!! 3 · 0 0

over a chimney..so that in the winter ,when Santa comes he should get his suit raped up in bird poop...love this.....(last winter i wished for a stripper girl and all he has sent me was my mom ....lame)

2006-09-11 13:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by sinner 2 · 0 0

i would wait untill i saw fat french man on a beach in a speedo and then i would poop.

2006-09-11 13:39:30 · answer #11 · answered by ah64dtk 4 · 1 0

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