2006-09-11 06:11:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah you could be in worst situation. You could be one of the kids in Africa eating bugs off the floor or a someone with terminal cancer, or someone with his legs blown-off living in Iraq/Afganistan, or you could be blind, or you could be homeless or you could be ill with incurable disease with only 2 months to live. There are you happy now? Count your blessings.
2006-09-11 06:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Believe me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do u expect someone to cheer u up with u saying whats wrong ? i hope u cheer up soon :p
2006-09-11 13:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by roxassnake16 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders 10 shots of tequila.
The bartender pours the shots and asks the man if he is feeling OK. The man responds by saying that he is fine and hes actually celebrating his first *******. He then knocks back all 10 shots one after the other.
The bartender says to the man, "Hey, since it was your first *******, let me buy you another shot."
The man replies "No, no... if 10 shots of tequila doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
2006-09-11 13:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by babyblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the square root of 69?
A: 8 something
I hope I cheered you up!!!
2006-09-11 13:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by sarah e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks in to a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head..
the psychiatrist says can I help you?
the duck says, Yeah, get this guy off my ***!!!
2006-09-11 13:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i live in a dark hole so things really cant be that bad for you......and plus think of the little kids in somalia that have it so much worse.......your probably just thinking to much on it
2006-09-11 13:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Brandon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
imagine if porcupines were covered in penises rather than quills, would it be a porcupenis? and is the plural form of penis...penii?
2006-09-11 14:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by s j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-11 13:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look in the mirror!!
Well..it works for me anyway.....
2006-09-11 13:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋