I don't know yet if I want to go to Heaven, because I am afraid I would get bored over there.
2006-09-11 05:42:49 · 15 answers · asked by Axel ∇ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hope that "eternal life" doesn't mean "eternal boredom".
2006-09-11 05:46:08 · update #1
Top 10 things to do in Heaven:
10. Play a harp and rap to it!
9. Meet girls and REFUSE to have sex with them!
8. Look out the window being very holy!
7. Lead a worship circle, jerk!
6. Have a gossip-not clatch with your friends. Say things like "There is nothing to say about Jenny!" etc.
5. Notice and praise God that all men in heaven have an 8 inch penis and all women have a perfect 36C bust and trim vagina.
4. Volunteer to drive the bus to and from Pergatory.
3. Join Heaven's Welcome Wagon and bring glad tidings to new arrivals.
2. Watch re-runs of "Dead Like Me" and remark on how close each episode is.
and the number one thing to do in Heaven is.........................
1. Praysterbate yourself several times daily!
2006-09-11 05:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm assuming there will be an XBox 360 hooked up to a 400" widescreen HiDef television. That would keep me amused for *part* of eternity.
2006-09-11 23:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact of the matter is, we will really never know what goes on there till we actually get there. I think I'd rather go to heaven than Hell. Hell is the most horrible place. Heaven's definetly better.
2006-09-11 12:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by THE LONER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With that attitute i doubt you will go to heaven. Would you rather be eternally bored, or burn and suffer for eternity because you were stupid enough to ask people, who obviously havnt been to heaven, whether heaven would be boring. God created heaven for his followers, not for ungrateful a$$holes like you who think they have so many choices as to the arrangements that will be made for them after they die.
2006-09-11 12:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by Skittles 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah- they'd need to import a lot of people from Hell if it's going to be any fun.
Isn't the whole concept of heaven rather silly and childish? I cannot understand why generally rational adults would toss away all reason and questioning and believe in such a wild story.
If I said that I had a magic ring that made me invisible when I wore it you wouldn't believe me without some kind of rational proof. Why do you give up this rationality when it comes to your faith?
2006-09-11 12:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by Morey000 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No it wont mean boredom Was it boring for God to create us and trees? We dont know yet but read this verse
1Cor 2:9
born again ppl will rule the new Earth with the Lord
2006-09-11 12:49:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, since there is no heaven (or hell), after you die there's only one thing to do:
Be dead.
I guess you could throw in decomposition, becoming fertilizer, not having any consciousness, etc. -- but those are all just side effects of...being dead.
Enjoy life while you can, make the most of the time you've got -- it's all there is.
2006-09-11 12:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
With my limited Scriptural knowledge, I believe Heaven is your eternal reward. So if you like crossword puzzles, you'd have an unlimited supply of crossword puzzles. Or video games, or puppies, or whatever.
2006-09-11 12:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything that is good. You'll probably find stuff that you never realized, and be occupied. Boardom should not be a big problem. I've even had someone tell me that just looking at God will be like your best "Love Sick" moment amplified a billion zillion times.
2006-09-11 12:52:48 · answer #9 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I kind of like the depiction in "What Dreams May Come", but never having been there myself I couldn't say.
2006-09-11 12:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by Nora Explora 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋