Rory, my beloved Great Dane attempted to mount me while I was in the throes of passion with my g/f. What gives? I was on top of my girlfriend, when I felt Rory’s massive forearms wrap around me and he started to thrust. I know he’s jealous, but this is too much. My girlfriend was hysterical with laughter as Rory pumped away, groaning and licking my ears. What can I do about this possessive mutt?
2006-09-11 04:57:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
LAUGHED OUT FCUKING LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude, that is the funniest thing i have EVER heard
i am so lucky there is no one else in this room with me, cos i would have freaked them out!!!!!!
dude, i dont know what you should do about your dog, if i was you grifriend, i would've been hysterical too!!!
a tiny little poodle humped my arm ounce, but other than that i cannot realte, neither do i have advice
hahahaha, thats really funny!!!
2006-09-11 05:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by punkrockprincess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Great Dane has done the same thing to me and talk about a mood killer. My wife talked to a dog trainer who recommended that, in order to show my Dane that I was the dominant male(Alpha Dog) of the house, I should 'hump' the dog once a day for 2-3 minutes. OKAY, I thought that this was just too strange but my wife push me until I did it for 5 days in a row. Believe it or not, it worked. We can now have relations in the same room with the dog and he will either leave the room or just lay on the floor and not bother us. This is not a joke, It really worked for us. Good luck.
2006-09-11 05:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Cayman_tac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lock him out of the bedroom or where ever your into the throes of passion with your g/f. Try exercising him a good hour before you and your g/f want to be alone. He should be so tired he'll ignore you. He also may think your playing a game with your g/f and want to join in the fun. I still think getting him real tired before is your best bet right now. He sounds like a real sweetie. Glad your g/f has good humor about this.
2006-09-11 05:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dogs should not be by myself for greater suitable than 5 hours, see in case you will detect a dogs walker once you need to be long gone that long. make advantageous this is somebody who can manage your dogs in case you do, or get a severe-college youngster to return by way of, if obtainable, to play with the dogs. Doggie daycare is likewise an selection you need to use. Kennelling is definitely proper in case you're long gone for 6 or much less hours. additionally time your dogs feeding so his strikes happen at a handy time, distinct breeds technique foodstuff at distinct fees so i won't be able to help there, yet verify mutually with your vet.
2016-12-15 06:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youve got your hands full. I would start by getting a dane crate and if anyone wants to get naked in the house put the dog away.
2006-09-11 05:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog always seems interested when my b/f and I are "busy", but he just puts his paws on the bed and looks (until my b/f pushes him away.).
I would say that you just need to shut him out when you are "busy". Shut the bedroom door.
2006-09-11 05:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by Laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - make sure you are in a room with a locking door from now on....
2006-09-11 05:20:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ goddessofraine ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg omg lmao... im sorry...get him something else to do it with i guess and try closing and locking ur door.. lol
2006-09-11 05:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny i love dogs
2006-09-11 05:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋