2006-09-11 04:37:02 · 16 answers · asked by Jimmy K 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They don't realize how much experience counts. After the 15th virgin, they'll be begging for a $lut.
good point JIBBA, that means they can only have sex 72 times for the rest of eternity. What's that, like once every million years. Ouch! Talk about a dry spell....
2006-09-11 04:39:35 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a very young man's, or a very old man's wicked dream, in either case, the 72 virgins aren't going to have them. And if they were forced to chose them.... that's considered rape, and slavery where I come from.
2006-09-11 11:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by savannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they really think that. They have an abnormal sex drive. that's why the women have to keep everything covered up. So the guys don't have fantasies about them. I don't understand what they'll be able to do with 72 virgins, after they've had everything blown off.
2006-09-11 11:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him, ''How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!''
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, ''You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.''
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin, and said, ''This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!''
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said: ''It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!''
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Randolph,
James Monroe, and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel
appeared. Bin Laden wept and said to the Angel, ''This is not what you promised me!''
The Angel replied, ''I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?''
2006-09-11 11:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by fireproof 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes and after 72 days of sex, will they still be virgins?
2006-09-11 11:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am a Muslim, but i have no idea about that, but would u take my advice, when u asked this question , u asked it for Muslims only so don't take the answers of non-Muslims seriously, some of them (not all) are against us.
2006-09-11 11:54:27 · answer #6 · answered by Nightingale 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes and why you say, because Iran biggest business apart from nuclear weapons is plastic surgery on women's replacement virginity. They have the exclusive rights to supply heaven with that. And thats a fact, check it out.
2006-09-11 11:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
not all, if you die for Allah in some way i believe its one of their belifes, but most muslims comdem the terrorists
2006-09-11 11:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what they believe. There are not that many in some states.
2006-09-11 11:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by flirpityflirp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an illusion! Spirits don't "yamtize"
2006-09-11 13:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by peaceman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋