I am sooooo upset right now!!!
Please make me laugh!
I usually love everyone!
Today I need some help!
I had a very rough week last week.
2006-09-11 04:34:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thank you Jibba Jabba!
You ROCK !
2006-09-11 04:38:32 · update #1
Thanks Kate! I LOVE stories about children!
They are soooo funny!!!!
2006-09-11 04:42:28 · update #2
hmmm. I don't think I can make you laugh but I can probably make you smile this is a cute video. (And yes it is completely innocent)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldePsYQWm1I
2006-09-11 04:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods side by side.
The bear says,"Do you have the same problem as I?"
The rabbit responds, "What problem?"
The bear asks, "Does the poop stick to your fur like it does mine?"
The rabbit says, "No way!"
and the bear says, "Good!"
as he picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
A lady gets on the bus and the driver says, "Oh my! That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
The lady is shocked but pays her fare and sits down.
After a minute she turns to the man sitting next to her and says, "I can't believe that driver insulted me so badly".
The passenger says, "That driver insulted you? He has no right to do that. You don't have to take an insult from a chauffer, you go right back up there and give him a piece of your mind, you go ahead. I'll hold your monkey for you".
A bad day / week deserves a good laugh. I hope one of these helps. If not, call a good friend that you know will be encouraging.
2006-09-11 11:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by icyuryy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old man went to a young doctor complaining that he is not getting erected.
The doctor checked him up, but didn't find something wrong.
The doctor asked him to bring his wife.
The wife came and the doctor asked her to take off her cloth for check-up; then he looked at her front / back / sides ...
And then told the man, the problem is not with you, the problem is with your wife; I'm even didn't feel erected.
Hope you laugh.
2006-09-11 11:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Totti Frotti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A judge sends a criminal to get a psyche evaluation. The psychiatrist shows him some inkblots. For each the criminal finds some perverted sexual interpretation. The psychiatrist finally says "You need some serious psychological treatment," to which the criminal responds, "Me, you're the one with all the dirty pictures."
2006-09-11 12:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by neil s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tickle
2006-09-11 11:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look, if JIBBA JABBA/Mr T can't do it for you, I just don't know...
2006-09-11 11:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by jeshzisd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have posted this in the wrong section, maybe you would be more at home today in the joke section.
2006-09-11 11:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Katy S,
I'm sorry, I don't have time. My brother told me that I am kind of lowbrow so I'm going to go get my eyebrows plucked.
2006-09-11 11:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell you a dirty joke a boy fell in a mud puddle.now the clean joke is he went in and took a bath.
2006-09-11 11:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 11 month old baby babbles and it sounds like swear words. She can't talk, but sometimes the noises string together to sound like real words. One day she said "I shat." and I said, "no you didn't." and she looked back at me and said, "yes."
2006-09-11 11:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋