they both surve only 1 purpose in life. to clean my shitty A S S
did you know that?
hahahhhhahahhahhaahhaah
2006-09-11 02:39:04 · 17 answers · asked by ahmed 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go pick ur nose instead of farting such nonsence but I should tell u the Holly Quran is the greatest and cleanest book ever revealed that is read and respected by people who follow one of the greatest religion that is Islam which is the fastest growing religion in the world.
Where as a roll of toilet paper is something with which u clean ur bloody a s s but I THINK IT WONT WORK FOR U COZ NEED A DIAPER FOR UR SHITTY A S S.
no one gives a damn **** to wat ur talikng about
Keep drinking what yr drinking as it seems to have improved yr jokes abit.
2006-09-11 02:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by ajmal 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
toilet paper starts out clean.
2015-05-07 07:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The underlying messages in most of the holy books such as the Koran, Baghavad Gita, Bible, Eightfold Path, etc, have a lot in common with toilet paper.
The grime is removed from your soul and you are left clean from having been in contact with it. Pick one and give it a try.
2006-09-11 02:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Showing your lack of intelligence in public, like... on purpose, is really weird?
What's the matter with you?
Trouble maker!
2006-09-11 02:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
And you're saying this on 9/11?
2006-09-11 02:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like the similarity of your mother and wife.
2006-09-11 02:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
what ,s the matter with you? you are like the dog that know nothing & the dog is better than you .
is the words of our god is like the toilet paper!
do you want toknow the difference between them is like paradise that you are going to deprive of it & hell that you are going to enter it
IWILL PRAY TO GOD TO MAKE YOU SUFFERIN YOUR WORLD BEFORE DEATH
DAMEN ON YOU DONKEY
2006-09-12 00:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are clearly open minded and very aware. The only thing you are proving is you are narrow minded.
2006-09-11 02:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by JULIE J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coward arent u???????i bet u anythin' u wont say this aloud in public bcos in tht case u shd be dead a long time ago.............u'll burn in hell................u'll see.god waits,he gives every1 a chance.one day you'll truly regret it..........one more word against islam,or prphet mohammed,or muslims or qoran or allah,i'll .................................................
2006-09-12 01:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lamya 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is a good joke! I never heard it before. But be careful, it may offend someone,especially Osama Bin Ladin!
2006-09-11 02:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by chandrasanyal 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋