Bikini car wash for my church?

Question

The pastor asked us if we had ideas to raise money for the church (they are expanding). I suggested a car wash but then I thought, wow, if we really want to raise money, let's have a BIKINI CAR WASH! I've seen these things before and the guys line up for miles to see their favorite vehicle getting the hand wash treatment by some soapy bikini babe like me!

I have a few sisters in the church who are a little shy but who have reluctantly agreed. How long do you think it will take us to pay for that new wing on the church?

Answer 1

I think that your church is seriously misguided. This is definitely not part of the gospel of Jesus Christ. What exactly does your church teach? Christless Christianity? Do you think that it is proper for a woman of the church to dishonor herself in public for the sake of raising money for the church? Do you know what that makes you? It makes you a temple prostitute and a fallen woman in the eyes of God.

Answer 2

Depends if your church has any female members under 30 how fast you will earn money. In addition you should also look what attractive male parishioners you can show off.
But you will earn the money most quickly if you get the pastor to wash cars in his bikini, for regardless of his age and physical characteristics, that will probably get everybody lined up for the next three blocks.

Answer 3

Why build a church that will have not blessings from God.
Satan would love to have you toss in a few wars to sponser the church as well. Get some government money since Jesus said His Kingdom was no part of the world. Add a Jazz band on Sunday...use your own ideas from the pulpit rather than of the Bible and your on your way to become the biggest in all of Christendom( the world empire of false religion)

Answer 4

Hey, it's you again. This question cracked me up even before I got to the bit where I realized it was you, you crazy diamond.
Here's an idea. Why not have a nude car wash. You'll have to tell the ladies not to shave for a few weeks. But hey, you need that wing.

Answer 5

yeah, bikini car wash for church fundraiser, I have an even better idea, why not open a brothel next door to the church and you kill two birds with one stone: you raise the money for the church and forgive their sins afterwards.
and by the way, you are very very far from being a babe.

Answer 6

What you see is not as real as God. What you see should prove to you there is a God. If you try to tell me we just became without a Creator then you need to go rethink some things. Ask any athiest how the whole universe came to exist and I mean every galaxy, planet and star, also the ones still being created. Ask how the earth has one set speed it is to turn and one set speed to rotate around the sun. Also the sun is just at the right distance for life to be sustained here on earth which includes billions of diverse lifeforms (That according to athiests just popped out of nowhere or crawled out of the Ocean). Is it all just coincedence? Also ask them to get an empty mason jar and set it in their house somewhere and go back to the jar 20 or 30 years later or more if needed and see whats in it..........you know what would be in it? Still nothing. You have to have a Creator and it upsets the athiests. Also, it's easy for anyone to call themselves an athiest when life is good and you have your health but there is coming a day when death will be knocking at your door and that's when you see just how much of an athiest they really are.
Also for the big bang theory supporters........where did the material that went bang come from and the energy to make it go BANG? I'll tell you, God created it and he may have made a "BIG BANG" out of it to put it where he wanted it I won't dispute that because the Universe is still expanding. For evolution supporters, your still missing the "link" and you'll never find it. If you come up with a fossil of a man with gills and webbed feet, then we will discuss some issues but I'm sure your "missing link" will always be missing. All in all the athiests have too many questians to answer themselves that the Bible already explains. I'd rather believe there is a God and die and if there isn't I will then lose nothing but if there is a God and Creator and I've argued to people he isn't then I lose alot. Think it over friend. Are you really sure about denying God? The evidence is against you. The Bible, the only Holy written word of God explains all things past, present and future. There is no excuse for not having the knowledge, it's there. Stop being a God-fighter and throw off your prejudice and pride and do some research. You athiests just make yourselves appear ignorant with all this God bashing you do on here, especially when it's obvious you haven't a clue to what your talking about. For people who claim atheism you people are obsessed with talking about and bashing CHRISTIANS and GOD. I almost guarantee you don't even know why you claim to be athiest. Is it for attention? Like I mentioned before, go study and learn some things then come back, you have to come up with an answer of "how something can appear out of nothing" and "a fossil or remains of a half man-half fish" right after he slimed his way onto land. If you going to promote being an "athiest" I would at least lay down some facts to why.........no theories please.

Answer 7

why not ask your minister and board of the Church think ? certain situations might not be correct for Church functions just as if you suggested modeling for photographers on behalf of the Church at so much per hour giving the money to the Church.

Answer 8

1 day

Answer 9

I guess it depends on how much you charge, and the cost of the wing.
Is this the best way to advertise your church (and your congregation)?

Answer 10

Oh dear! You'll need less than an hour!! Good luck honey, and say hello to Donny.