*NEWFLASH* Snow white has been chucked out of Disney Land.She was reported to have pulled up her skirt,sat on Pinocchios face & shouted LIE B*ST*RD LIE!
2006-09-11 00:29:32 · 13 answers · asked by sylesh3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oMG! I'll tell my friend RoseRed I've never heard of that!
just these:
There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving.
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
2006-09-11 00:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I like it. Gave ya a thumb in the eye, I mean a thumbs up.
Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimoto were arguing one day about who was best. Snow White claimed she was the fairest of them all. Tom Thumb insisted he was the smallest of them all. Quasimoto said he was undoubtedly the ugliest of them all. Snow White suggested they get the Wizard to settle the argument. Snow White was in with the Wizard for about 5 minutes, and came out dancing and singing, and said, "Well, boys, the Wizard declared me the fairest of them all." Next, Tom Thumb went in, and came out 3 minutes later, and said, "Well, the Wizard measured me himself, and said I am definitely the smallest of them all." Quasimoto went in to see the Wizard and came back out just 30 seconds later, all dejected and pissed off, and said ," All right, who the hell is Janet Reno?''
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2006-09-11 10:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's red and has seven dents?
Snow White's cherry.
I like your joke, too.
Here's another Disney one:
Judge: Mickey Mouse, you can't divorce Minnie because she is insane.
Mickey: I didn't say she was insane, I said she was ****** Goofy!
2006-09-11 10:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh man, for pinocchios sake..i hope she showered first
2006-09-11 10:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked that is was tasteful in a nasty way.
2006-09-11 08:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA me and my kortni just fell on the floor. I LOVED IT!!!!
2006-09-11 09:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!
2006-09-11 07:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Putt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! teeheehee..................LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great week!
2006-09-11 13:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha... keep lying to me pls.....LOL
2006-09-11 07:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. that is hilarious
2006-09-11 11:59:33 · answer #10 · answered by melanie c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋