I superglued a sausage to my mates head at a bbq and now he's in hospital. Will he be ok?
2006-09-11 00:06:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Allergies
Spare me the lectures, I know I f*cked up. I just want to know how bad it's going to be.
2006-09-11 00:09:59 · update #1
He's got a bald head by the way.
2006-09-11 00:10:43 · update #2
Im sure the hospital will have a solvent dissolver (or a more scientifically named product lol!), I shouldnt think itll be too serious. You silly sod, youve probably scarred his noggin! Bet he looked funny tho didnt he ;O)
2006-09-11 00:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he will probably be OK, but you may not be when he catches you!
Superglue bonds to skin and is even used now to glue wounds together without sutures in some cases. Try to pull it off will tear the skin so when people become "stuck" with this a special solvent is used to free the skin from other skin or whatever else it's stuck to, like for example a sausage.
Hopefully none of the glue got into his eye, because this could easily cause blindness. I would strongly advise that this be the last time you play with superglue and human skin. In addition, you need to worry about what part of you your friend may glue to what.
2006-09-11 00:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He should be fine.
As it's been said they use superglue for wounds a lot so it's not like theres a huge chance of him having a major reaction.
He can more than likely soak pretty much all of the sausage off.
I think I'd be more worried about my face when he got hold of me tbh ;-)
I know someone who had immac put on his eyebrows when he was asleep, woke up with burns and his eyebrows never grew back.
Trust me, people have done far far worse!
2006-09-11 00:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by twistie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will be ok if the superglue didn't dry up quickly with the sausage stuck on his head or else that sausage will be stuck there forever unless you cut a bit of the hair sticked to the sausage. And he will be fine.
2006-09-11 00:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by Darky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As long as you mean 'superglue' the brand or something similar he'll be fine. Just get some remover and all's well.
Other solvents can be very nasty, but you probably were smart enough not to use them.
2006-09-11 00:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Simon D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't come on here and tell us what a ridiculous thing you've done and then have the bloody cheek to say "Spare me the lectures". I hope your mate glues your prick to your bollox the next time he gets you pissed, and then HE'LL have the last laugh. Oh, and by the way, you DO realise that you can get done for ABH don't you - so thanks for telling the world about it.
2006-09-11 00:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superglue is only harmful if swallowed, it doesn't hurt the skin, it can actually be used in the place of a band aid
2006-09-11 00:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by catrinawithac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll be fine. My boyfriend recently superglued his jeans to his butt. (glue was in his back pocket, he sat on it, tube burst and didn't realise for ages). He and his butt recovered fine.
All i can say is hope you got some good pictures cos that sounds really funny.
2006-09-11 01:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by meep meep!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is he in hospital? You should have smothered him in marinade and served him with a warm pitta bread.
2006-09-12 00:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Fill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a bloody idiot you are surely you knew the consequences of your actions.
2006-09-11 09:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by Candy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋