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If "He" is almighty and omnipresent and all-powerful, how big was his penis? He could probably make it really big. And if you're under the assumption that God has no human form, therefore no human-formed penis and scrotum, then what about Jesus?

And Adam? If Adam had a tiny package Eve would not have procreated with him and that story would have ended quickly.

2006-09-10 23:44:16 · 28 answers · asked by jondoogin 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

28 answers

it was not bigger than mines

2006-09-10 23:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 3

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2016-05-21 17:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

God's penis is infinite in length. It's cross-section is roughly the size of the solar system.

2014-04-02 05:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets just say this, huricane Katrina was nothing more then a late night of heavy boozing for good ol' God.

2006-09-10 23:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by Aurred 2 · 5 0

Glad to see that size still seems to matter for the small minded among you...
obviously far too much time on your hands - maybe time to concentrate on your job and not your navel - the bit above the penis...in case you were wondering

2006-09-10 23:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by Gilly S 3 · 0 0

In the bible it says that god made man in his image. The average size of a mans penis is 5.57 inches

So one must assume his penis is small

2014-01-25 12:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anthony Lindell 1 · 1 0

God's penis is in all of us.

2006-09-10 23:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 13 1

God is a being, and asking a stupid question like that will only land you in v big trouble with him, so I suggest you repent!

As for Jesus, he is not God's son but a prophet, a messenger of God.

(i also suggest you get some help, as it seem that you can't think of anything but the size of man's genitals-obviusly you must be very insecure about the size of yours!)

2006-09-10 23:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by curiosity 4 · 1 7

What is your belief of GOD? You seem to not have a concrete belief...maybe you should focus on that before you focus on your creator's genitals?

2006-09-10 23:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by Mojo 3 · 0 3

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2016-06-26 16:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

god's penis is enormous, not to mention omniscient.

2006-09-10 23:46:04 · answer #11 · answered by list 3 · 1 2

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